Xena My Friend
by
Phantoms Rhapsody Angel
E-Mail: KGoff91798@aol.com
(sung to the tune of "Freddy My Love" from the Broadway show "GREASE")
Xena My Friend
I love you more than words can say
You got us through Dahok, and made
Callisto go away.
Being with you, it makes my
Life so much brighter
And this new halter top makes my
Chest so much tighter
It sounds to me like Joxer's been bribing the writers!
Xena My Friend
(repeat three times)
Xena you know
I wouldn't be here but for you
Just between us, it's time the
Writers get a clue
We know who you are, we know what you
Eat and what you fight with
Up until now we even know
Whom you spent the night with
Maybe it's me? Do you think
My hips are the right width?
Xena My Friend
(repeat three times)
Bridge:
Your adventures are amazing
Over three years: it's divine!!
Your past we've seen is colorful
But girlfriend, so is mine!
You've got a real good story
But I don't get much glory
It's not gory
I'm not Tori
But heck, at least
I'm not a MIME !!! (oh, ho, ho...)
Xena, we're close
Xena, you know you're my best friend
We'll be together always
Until the very end
So I'd like some plot or an arc
Or maybe a sequel
I'm not asking much; this isn't
Jonathan Livingston Seagull.
Hey, I'm not a Spice Girl,
But at least they are all EQUAL!!!
Xena My Friend
(repeat 9 times)
Oh Xena...my...FRIENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND!!!!!!!!
Copyright (c) Phantoms Rhapsody Angel
No copyright infringement of the original song intended. This is just for fun!!