Xenacabana
by
Phantoms Rhapsody Angel
E-Mail: KGoff91798@aol.com
Sung to the tune
"Copacabana," by Barry Manilow
Her name was Xena
She was a fighter
Brave and mighty to the end
With a Bard as her best friend
Her leather costume
Couldn't get much tighter
It brought deep color to her lips
And those childbearing hips
But Xena felt so bored
Needed to swing her sword
She chose the hottest place in Athens
To get her just reward
At the Xena
Xenacabana
A club found in Greece
Not Havana
At the Xena
Xenacabana
Punching and clawing
And old fashioned brawling
At the Xena
Don't go unarmed!!
His name was Ares
He was a war god
He didn't like to sing or dance
He had desire in his pants
He seemed obsessed with
Our woman, Xena
He showed up at the club one night
Claiming he was Mr. Right
He tried to make a pass
She turned and kicked his ass!
And then she yelled across the dance floor
"I don't take no sass!!"
At the Xena
Xenacabana
A club found in Greece
Not Havana
At the Xena
Xenacabana
Punching and clawing
And old fashioned brawling
At the Xena
He was in pain!!
Her name is Xena
She's just like Gabby
These ladies both have many skills
But she has way more confirmed kills!
And when they're dancing
Please don't go near them
Unless you're Tyson or Ali
You better take a tip from me
Don't start up any duels
You just don't have the tools
Remember Ares, remember Joxer
Or you'll lose your family jewels!!!!
At the Xena
Xenacabana
A club found in Greece
Not Havana
At the Xena
Xenacabana
Clueless men stray there
So don't run away there
At the Xena
Don't try your luck!!!
Copyright (c) Phantoms Rhapsody Angel
No copyright infringement of the original song intended. This is just for fun!!