If the Shoe Fits

LaLa's take

 

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SCENES FROM THE CUTTING-ROOM FLOOR

 

Alesia is back home, Zantar's in jail, and Joxer is nowhere to be found. Xena and Gabrielle travel to a nearby town where Xena can buy material to make Gabrielle a new top. While Gabrielle checks out the local scene, Xena begins her seamstress duties back at the inn. Gabrielle rejoins Xena hours later...

G: What are you smiling about?

X: <Self-satisfied> I think you'll like what I've done.

G: Why don't you show me, and I'll be the judge?

X: <Hands over what was Gabrielle's pink sheer nightie, but is now fashioned into two spaghetti straps supporting two very tiny triangles of fabric>

G: What happened to my nightie? <Holds up what little there is of Xena's handiwork> Oh, you've got to be kidding.

X: Try it on.

G: You're not kidding. This isn't a top. <Shakes nightie for emphasis> This is something you would find in Meg's closet. This isn't even clothing. It's barely there--it's more like an idea.

X: A great idea, if you ask me. C'mon, aren't you even going to try on?

G: <Throws skimpy outfit at Xena's head>

X: <Snatches nightie midflight> Well, you could go topless...

G: <Gives Xena a pointed stare>

X: But it's such a good look for you.

G: <Crosses her arms>

X: It was just an idea.

G: Not one of your better ones.

X: Everyone's a critic.

G: Xena, you were supposed to make me something I could wear during the day.

X: Well, good thing I was inspired and made this, too. <Reaches in the saddlebag and holds up a black-leather, metal-studded bra>

G: <Stares in disbelief>

X: I knew you would like it. <Removes Gabrielle's modified sack and straps her into the leather bra>

G: Xena, I...

X: Don't know how to thank me? That's OK; you can show me.

G: <Smacks Xena's arm hard>

X: Hey! I was hoping more for a kiss, but if you want to play rough... <Growls and slinks toward Gabrielle>

G: <Holds up hand> Xena, stop right there. First of all, I am not liking this one bit.

X: Why not?

G: <Petulant> It's not what I asked for.

X: Is that not a top, or am I missing something?

G: I wanted an exact replica of my green top, not this leather-studded monstrosity.

X: But you didn't say that; you said you wanted a new top.

G: New, yes, but not this new. <Stares at her leather-encased bosom> For Gaia's sake, these metal studs could put an eye out.

X: Well, I should hope so. Whoever is putting their face in your bra deserves it.

G: Including you?

X: Guess it depends on your mood. <Winks>

G: Xena, this doesn't go with my skirt...and black is not my color.

X: C'mon, Gabrielle, get in touch with your dark side.

G: I think you're dark enough for the both of us.

X: I like black on you. It suits you in a whip-me, spank-me, tie-me-up, "Yes, Mistress" kind of way.

G: Xena, this isn't another one of your personal fantasies, is it?

X: <Snaps out of reverie> What? Oh, no, no. <Clears throat>

G: Xena, I appreciate you making these...things for me, but I really want my green top.

X: I figured as much. <Rummages in saddlebag and removes a new BGSB>

G: Why didn't you give this to me in the first place? Sometimes I don't know what to do with you. <Reaches for BGSB, but Xena hides it behind her back>

X: I just wanted to see if you would be interested in a change.

G: The only change I'm interested in is changing out of this leather. <Reaches again for BGSB behind Xena's back, but comes up empty-handed> Xena, give me the top.

X: Make me.

G: <Exasperated sigh> Fine. <Walks over and picks up Xena's whip>

X: What are you doing?

G: Getting my top back.

X: Well, all you have to do is ask...

G: Oh, I'll be asking for it, all right. <Unfurls and cracks the whip> Understood?

X: <Wicked smile> Yes, Mistress.

 

 

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